Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The 17+ Top Reasons Why Christopher Nolan Can Suck My Dick For Buttfucking Me With...THE DARK KNIGHT RISES (**Contains spoilers. Duh, dipshit.)

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~Why not instead of tying the rope around your waist (which btw should break your back every time you fall) just CLIMB THE ROPE TO FREEDO...
Sunday, July 8, 2012

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOOGLE+!! Nobody gives a shit.

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Alright, goddammit. I have to shake a quick rant off my chest about this Google+ bullshit again. I'm not really mad at the site exactly...
Sunday, July 1, 2012

NOBODY FUCKING CARES! SO JUST SACK THE FUCK UP, YOU DRIZZY-BANGIN', TWI-HARD, SOGGY SKINNY JEANED, JIZZ-MOPS!

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"My shoe's untied!"       I think that this shit in schools nowadays where nobody loses and everybody wins an award for fuc...
Monday, June 25, 2012

"Lithium Lesbos & Stationary Trains"

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        **This is just a quick 10-page sample of the current follow-up to "Viaja Bizarro" that I've been working on over the ...
Friday, April 27, 2012

THE ADAM "YEEAHHBUDDIE" SMITH DOUCHEBAG STRATEGY GUIDE TO DATING GREATNESS!

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With me retiring my jersey from the game for the long haul, I've decided to pass on my invaluable knowledge to those that can still put...
Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Trust"

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   Alright. I'm back. Sorry, for the delay. I keep getting sidetracked by epic side projects. I told myself I wasn't gonna sell out ...
Wednesday, August 17, 2011

"Viaja Bizarro" (a factual recollection of a non-portuguese true story as experienced by Adam A. Smith)

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    16 is a damn fine age to be an over-active junkie. The average teenager never has quite the same adventures as the teen let loose on the...