Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Trust"

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   Alright. I'm back. Sorry, for the delay. I keep getting sidetracked by epic side projects. I told myself I wasn't gonna sell out ...
Wednesday, August 17, 2011

"Viaja Bizarro" (a factual recollection of a non-portuguese true story as experienced by Adam A. Smith)

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    16 is a damn fine age to be an over-active junkie. The average teenager never has quite the same adventures as the teen let loose on the...
Thursday, August 11, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Cowboys & Aliens"

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  This movie fucking SUCKED. I'm not gonna beat around any bushes or anything. I'm just gonna lay it out for you straight: LAMENES...
Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes"

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    I've never really been the guy to get all wet over summer movie blockbuster regurgitated action crap. Transformers: We've been ...
Friday, July 29, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Super"

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 "SHUT UP, CRIME!!" is the awesome catch-phrase of our "hero," The Crimson Bolt, in the new addition to a forming trend ...
Thursday, July 28, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Captain America: The First Avenger"

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The best superhero movie since the first Iron Man (sorry, nothing will ever compare to Dark Knight). Joe Johnston's come a long way wit...
Sunday, July 24, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Sucker Punch"

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Girl Interrupted Meets The Spartans in The Matrix. Soooo, all that shitty girl-power cheesy action shit really just meant the bitch was doin...