Thursday, August 11, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Cowboys & Aliens"

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  This movie fucking SUCKED. I'm not gonna beat around any bushes or anything. I'm just gonna lay it out for you straight: LAMENES...
Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes"

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    I've never really been the guy to get all wet over summer movie blockbuster regurgitated action crap. Transformers: We've been ...
Friday, July 29, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Super"

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 "SHUT UP, CRIME!!" is the awesome catch-phrase of our "hero," The Crimson Bolt, in the new addition to a forming trend ...
Thursday, July 28, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Captain America: The First Avenger"

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The best superhero movie since the first Iron Man (sorry, nothing will ever compare to Dark Knight). Joe Johnston's come a long way wit...
Sunday, July 24, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Sucker Punch"

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Girl Interrupted Meets The Spartans in The Matrix. Soooo, all that shitty girl-power cheesy action shit really just meant the bitch was doin...
Monday, July 18, 2011

Total Fuckin' Noob (is that how you spell that? I dunno...Whatever. You're the dumb one)

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  Alright, dammit. After having everyfuckinbody and their uncle's secret lovers hound me for I don't know how long, I finally made ...

THIS JIGGLY BLOB OF DUMBFUCK IS REAL! SHE IS NOT A MYTH! I'VE MET HER!!! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

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  In the land of the retarded, he who thinks shall be looked down upon.   Welcome to motherfucking [ company name omitted ] , where dreams ...