Friday, July 29, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Super"

›
 "SHUT UP, CRIME!!" is the awesome catch-phrase of our "hero," The Crimson Bolt, in the new addition to a forming trend ...
Thursday, July 28, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Captain America: The First Avenger"

›
The best superhero movie since the first Iron Man (sorry, nothing will ever compare to Dark Knight). Joe Johnston's come a long way wit...
Sunday, July 24, 2011

Ol' Uncle Adam Goes To The Movies!: "Sucker Punch"

›
Girl Interrupted Meets The Spartans in The Matrix. Soooo, all that shitty girl-power cheesy action shit really just meant the bitch was doin...
Monday, July 18, 2011

Total Fuckin' Noob (is that how you spell that? I dunno...Whatever. You're the dumb one)

›
  Alright, dammit. After having everyfuckinbody and their uncle's secret lovers hound me for I don't know how long, I finally made ...

THIS JIGGLY BLOB OF DUMBFUCK IS REAL! SHE IS NOT A MYTH! I'VE MET HER!!! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

›
  In the land of the retarded, he who thinks shall be looked down upon.   Welcome to motherfucking [ company name omitted ] , where dreams ...

An exerpt from one of Adam's most recent fantasies...Please, enjoy. I know I did. I'm Adam!

›
>>>(in this scene/fantasy, our hero, Adam, has brought some homemade burritos to work for his bosses to show just how much he appre...

"An Exerpt Of Unwritten Fiction" ~by Adam Q. Montgomery Smith

›
  His birthday was tomorrow and no matter how deep he dug, he couldn't seem to find a single emotion to help him figure how he felt ab...